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Episode 701: Johnny DeppEdit

Kermit: "It's The Muppet Show........with our very special guest star, Mr. Johnny Depp.......yay!!!"

['The Muppet Show' Theme Music Playing In Background]

Female Muppet Characters: (singing) It's time to play the music.......it's time to light the lights......it's time to meet the Muppets on 'The Muppet Show' tonight

Male Muppet Characters: (singing) it's time to put on make up.......it's time to dress up right........it's time to raise the curtain on 'The Muppet Show' tonight

Waldorf: (singing) why do we always come here?

Statler: (singing) I guess we'll never know

Waldorf: (singing) it's like some kind of torture

Statler: (singing) to have to watch the show

Kermit: (singing) and now let's get things started

Miss Piggy: (singing) why don't you get things started

Kermit + other Muppet characters: (singing) it's time to get things started on the most sensantional inspirational celebrational Muppet-ational this is what we call The Muppet Show......

Gonzo tries playing his trumpet, but it sounds like buzzing honey bees.........

Episode 702: Sean AstinEdit

Kermit: "It's The Muppet Show........with our very special guest star, Mr. Sean Astin.......yay!!!"

['The Muppet Show' Theme Music Playing In Background]

Female Muppet Characters: (singing) It's time to play the music.......it's time to light the lights......it's time to meet the Muppets on 'The Muppet Show' tonight

Male Muppet Characters: (singing) it's time to put on make up.......it's time to dress up right........it's time to raise the curtain on 'The Muppet Show' tonight

Waldorf: (singing) why do we always come here?

Statler: (singing) I guess we'll never know

Waldorf: (singing) it's like some kind of torture

Statler: (singing) to have to watch the show

Kermit: (singing) and now let's get things started

Miss Piggy: (singing) why don't you get things started

Kermit + other Muppet characters: (singing) it's time to get things started on the most sensantional inspirational celebrational Muppet-ational this is what we call The Muppet Show......

Gonzo tries playing his trumpet, but it lets out 3 little honey bees.........

Episode 703: Arsenio HallEdit

Kermit: "It's The Muppet Show........with our very special guest star, Mr. Arsenio Hall.......yay!!!"

['The Muppet Show' Theme Music Playing In Background]

Female Muppet Characters: (singing) It's time to play the music.......it's time to light the lights......it's time to meet the Muppets on 'The Muppet Show' tonight

Male Muppet Characters: (singing) it's time to put on make up.......it's time to dress up right........it's time to raise the curtain on 'The Muppet Show' tonight

Waldorf: (singing) why do we always come here?

Statler: (singing) I guess we'll never know

Waldorf: (singing) it's like some kind of torture

Statler: (singing) to have to watch the show

Kermit: (singing) and now let's get things started

Miss Piggy: (singing) why don't you get things started

Kermit + other Muppet characters: (singing) it's time to get things started on the most sensantional inspirational celebrational Muppet-ational this is what we call The Muppet Show......

Gonzo tries playing his trumpet, but it sounds like a game show buzzer...........

Episode 704: Maggie SmithEdit

Kermit: "It's The Muppet Show........with our very special guest star, Miss Maggie Smith.......yay!!!"

['The Muppet Show' Theme Music Playing In Background]

Female Muppet Characters: (singing) It's time to play the music.......it's time to light the lights......it's time to meet the Muppets on 'The Muppet Show' tonight

Male Muppet Characters: (singing) it's time to put on make up.......it's time to dress up right........it's time to raise the curtain on 'The Muppet Show' tonight

Waldorf: (singing) why do we always come here?

Statler: (singing) I guess we'll never know

Waldorf: (singing) it's like some kind of torture

Statler: (singing) to have to watch the show

Kermit: (singing) and now let's get things started

Miss Piggy: (singing) why don't you get things started

Kermit + other Muppet characters: (singing) it's time to get things started on the most sensantional inspirational celebrational Muppet-ational this is what we call The Muppet Show......

Gonzo tries playing his trumpet, but it sprays tap water just like a garden hose.........

Episode 705: Vincent PastoreEdit

Kermit: "It's The Muppet Show........with our very special guest star, Mr. Vincent Pastore.......yay!!!"

['The Muppet Show' Theme Music Playing In Background]

Female Muppet Characters: (singing) It's time to play the music.......it's time to light the lights......it's time to meet the Muppets on 'The Muppet Show' tonight

Male Muppet Characters: (singing) it's time to put on make up.......it's time to dress up right........it's time to raise the curtain on 'The Muppet Show' tonight

Waldorf: (singing) why do we always come here?

Statler: (singing) I guess we'll never know

Waldorf: (singing) it's like some kind of torture

Statler: (singing) to have to watch the show

Kermit: (singing) and now let's get things started

Miss Piggy: (singing) why don't you get things started

Kermit + other Muppet characters: (singing) it's time to get things started on the most sensantional inspirational celebrational Muppet-ational this is what we call The Muppet Show......

Gonzo tries playing his trumpet, but it sounds like a fire alarm........

Episode 706: Will FerrellEdit

Kermit: "It's The Muppet Show........with our very special guest star, Mr. Will Ferrell.......yay!!!"

['The Muppet Show' Theme Music Playing In Background]

Female Muppet Characters: (singing) It's time to play the music.......it's time to light the lights......it's time to meet the Muppets on 'The Muppet Show' tonight

Male Muppet Characters: (singing) it's time to put on make up.......it's time to dress up right........it's time to raise the curtain on 'The Muppet Show' tonight

Waldorf: (singing) why do we always come here?

Statler: (singing) I guess we'll never know

Waldorf: (singing) it's like some kind of torture

Statler: (singing) to have to watch the show

Kermit: (singing) and now let's get things started

Miss Piggy: (singing) why don't you get things started

Kermit + other Muppet characters: (singing) it's time to get things started on the most sensantional inspirational celebrational Muppet-ational this is what we call The Muppet Show......

Gonzo tries playing his trumpet, but it lets out great big puffs of blue smoke..........

Episode 707: Ellen DeGeneresEdit

Kermit: "It's The Muppet Show........with our very special guest star, Miss Ellen DeGeneres.......yay!!!"

['The Muppet Show' Theme Music Playing In Background]

Female Muppet Characters: (singing) It's time to play the music.......it's time to light the lights......it's time to meet the Muppets on 'The Muppet Show' tonight

Male Muppet Characters: (singing) it's time to put on make up.......it's time to dress up right........it's time to raise the curtain on 'The Muppet Show' tonight

Waldorf: (singing) why do we always come here?

Statler: (singing) I guess we'll never know

Waldorf: (singing) it's like some kind of torture

Statler: (singing) to have to watch the show

Kermit: (singing) and now let's get things started

Miss Piggy: (singing) why don't you get things started

Kermit + other Muppet characters: (singing) it's time to get things started on the most sensantional inspirational celebrational Muppet-ational this is what we call The Muppet Show......

Gonzo tries playing his trumpet, but it sounds like a tug boat's horn.........

Episode 708: Steve CarellEdit

Kermit: "It's The Muppet Show........with our very special guest star, Mr. Steve Carell.......yay!!!"

['The Muppet Show' Theme Music Playing In Background]

Female Muppet Characters: (singing) It's time to play the music.......it's time to light the lights......it's time to meet the Muppets on 'The Muppet Show' tonight

Male Muppet Characters: (singing) it's time to put on make up.......it's time to dress up right........it's time to raise the curtain on 'The Muppet Show' tonight

Waldorf: (singing) why do we always come here?

Statler: (singing) I guess we'll never know

Waldorf: (singing) it's like some kind of torture

Statler: (singing) to have to watch the show

Kermit: (singing) and now let's get things started

Miss Piggy: (singing) why don't you get things started

Kermit + other Muppet characters: (singing) it's time to get things started on the most sensantional inspirational celebrational Muppet-ational this is what we call The Muppet Show......

Gonzo tries playing his trumpet, but it sounds like a horse's whinny...........

Episode 709: Dennis LearyEdit

Kermit: "It's The Muppet Show........with our very special guest star, Mr. Dennis Leary.......yay!!!"

['The Muppet Show' Theme Music Playing In Background]

Female Muppet Characters: (singing) It's time to play the music.......it's time to light the lights......it's time to meet the Muppets on 'The Muppet Show' tonight

Male Muppet Characters: (singing) it's time to put on make up.......it's time to dress up right........it's time to raise the curtain on 'The Muppet Show' tonight

Waldorf: (singing) why do we always come here?

Statler: (singing) I guess we'll never know

Waldorf: (singing) it's like some kind of torture

Statler: (singing) to have to watch the show

Kermit: (singing) and now let's get things started

Miss Piggy: (singing) why don't you get things started

Kermit + other Muppet characters: (singing) it's time to get things started on the most sensantional inspirational celebrational Muppet-ational this is what we call The Muppet Show......

Gonzo tries playing his trumpet, but it sounds like a firehouse puppy dog................

Episode 710: Jim CarreyEdit

Kermit: "It's The Muppet Show........with our very special guest star, Mr. Jim Carrey.......yay!!!"

[The Muppet Show Theme Music Playing In Background]

Female Muppet Characters: (singing) It's time to play the music.......it's time to light the lights......it's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight

Male Muppet Characters: (singing) it's time to put on make up.......it's time to dress up right........it's time to raise the curtain on The Muppet Show tonight

Waldorf: (singing) why do we always come here?

Statler: (singing) I guess we'll never know

Waldorf: (singing) it's like some kind of torture

Statler: (singing) to have to watch the show

Kermit: (singing) and now let's get things started

Miss Piggy: (singing) why don't you get things started

Kermit + other Muppet characters: (singing) it's time to get things started on the most sensantional inspirational celebrational Muppet-ational this is what we call The Muppet Show......

Gonzo tries playing his trumpet, but it sounds like a thunder clap..............

Episode 711: Drew BarrymoreEdit

Kermit: "It's The Muppet Show........with our very special guest star, Miss Drew Barrymore.......yay!!!"

['The Muppet Show' Theme Music Playing In Background]

Female Muppet Characters: (singing) It's time to play the music.......it's time to light the lights......it's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight

Male Muppet Characters: (singing) it's time to put on make up.......it's time to dress up right........it's time to raise the curtain on The Muppet Show tonight

Waldorf: (singing) why do we always come here?

Statler: (singing) I guess we'll never know

Waldorf: (singing) it's like some kind of torture

Statler: (singing) to have to watch the show

Kermit: (singing) and now let's get things started

Miss Piggy: (singing) why don't you get things started

Kermit + other Muppet characters: (singing) it's time to get things started on the most sensantional inspirational celebrational Muppet-ational this is what we call The Muppet Show......

Gonzo tries playing his trumpet, but it sounds like a horse's whinny.............

Episode 712: Bill CosbyEdit

Kermit: "It's The Muppet Show........with our very special guest star, Mr. Bill Cosby.......yay!!!"

[The Muppet Show Theme Music Playing In Background]

Female Muppet Characters: (singing) It's time to play the music.......it's time to light the lights......it's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight

Male Muppet Characters: (singing) it's time to put on make up.......it's time to dress up right........it's time to raise the curtain on The Muppet Show tonight

Waldorf: (singing) why do we always come here?

Statler: (singing) I guess we'll never know

Waldorf: (singing) it's like some kind of torture

Statler: (singing) to have to watch the show

Kermit: (singing) and now let's get things started

Miss Piggy: (singing) why don't you get things started

Kermit + other Muppet characters: (singing) it's time to get things started on the most sensantional inspirational celebrational Muppet-ational this is what we call The Muppet Show......

Gonzo tries playing his trumpet, but it sounds like a t-rex dinosaur's roaring sounds........

Episode 713: Rosie O'DonnellEdit

Kermit: "It's The Muppet Show........with our very special guest star, Miss Rosie O'Donnell.......yay!!!"

[The Muppet Show Theme Music Playing In Background]

Female Muppet Characters: (singing) It's time to play the music.......it's time to light the lights......it's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight

Male Muppet Characters: (singing) it's time to put on make up.......it's time to dress up right........it's time to raise the curtain on The Muppet Show tonight

Waldorf: (singing) why do we always come here?

Statler: (singing) I guess we'll never know

Waldorf: (singing) it's like some kind of torture

Statler: (singing) to have to watch the show

Kermit: (singing) and now let's get things started

Miss Piggy: (singing) why don't you get things started

Kermit + other Muppet characters: (singing) it's time to get things started on the most sensantional inspirational celebrational Muppet-ational this is what we call The Muppet Show......

Gonzo tries playing his trumpet, but it sounds like a super fast jet plane........

Episode 714: David SchwimmerEdit

Kermit: "It's The Muppet Show........with our very special guest star, Mr. David Schwimmer.......yay!!!"

[The Muppet Show Theme Music Playing In Background]

Female Muppet Characters: (singing) It's time to play the music.......it's time to light the lights......it's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight

Male Muppet Characters: (singing) it's time to put on make up.......it's time to dress up right........it's time to raise the curtain on The Muppet Show tonight

Waldorf: (singing) why do we always come here?

Statler: (singing) I guess we'll never know

Waldorf: (singing) it's like some kind of torture

Statler: (singing) to have to watch the show

Kermit: (singing) and now let's get things started

Miss Piggy: (singing) why don't you get things started

Kermit + other Muppet characters: (singing) it's time to get things started on the most sensantional inspirational celebrational Muppet-ational this is what we call The Muppet Show......

Gonzo tries playing his trumpet, but it sounds like a vacuum cleaner..........

Episode 715: Andy RichterEdit

Kermit: "It's The Muppet Show........with our very special guest star, Mr. Andy Richter.......yay!!!"

[The Muppet Show Theme Music Playing In Background]

Female Muppet Characters: (singing) It's time to play the music.......it's time to light the lights......it's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight

Male Muppet Characters: (singing) it's time to put on make up.......it's time to dress up right........it's time to raise the curtain on The Muppet Show tonight

Waldorf: (singing) why do we always come here?

Statler: (singing) I guess we'll never know

Waldorf: (singing) it's like some kind of torture

Statler: (singing) to have to watch the show

Kermit: (singing) and now let's get things started

Miss Piggy: (singing) why don't you get things started

Kermit + other Muppet characters: (singing) it's time to get things started on the most sensantional inspirational celebrational Muppet-ational this is what we call The Muppet Show......

Gonzo tries playing his trumpet, but it sounds like a wireless telephone.........

Episode 716: Ray RomanoEdit

Kermit: "It's The Muppet Show........with our very special guest star, Mr. Ray Romano.......yay!!!"

[The Muppet Show Theme Music Playing In Background]

Female Muppet Characters: (singing) It's time to play the music.......it's time to light the lights......it's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight

Male Muppet Characters: (singing) it's time to put on make up.......it's time to dress up right........it's time to raise the curtain on The Muppet Show tonight

Waldorf: (singing) why do we always come here?

Statler: (singing) I guess we'll never know

Waldorf: (singing) it's like some kind of torture

Statler: (singing) to have to watch the show

Kermit: (singing) and now let's get things started

Miss Piggy: (singing) why don't you get things started

Kermit + other Muppet characters: (singing) it's time to get things started on the most sensantional inspirational celebrational Muppet-ational this is what we call The Muppet Show......

Gonzo tries playing his trumpet, but it sounds like a quacking duck...........

Episode 717: Carl ReinerEdit

Kermit: "It's The Muppet Show........with our very special guest star, Mr. Carl Reiner.......yay!!!"

[The Muppet Show Theme Music Playing In Background]

Female Muppet Characters: (singing) It's time to play the music.......it's time to light the lights......it's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight

Male Muppet Characters: (singing) it's time to put on make up.......it's time to dress up right........it's time to raise the curtain on The Muppet Show tonight

Waldorf: (singing) why do we always come here?

Statler: (singing) I guess we'll never know

Waldorf: (singing) it's like some kind of torture

Statler: (singing) to have to watch the show

Kermit: (singing) and now let's get things started

Miss Piggy: (singing) why don't you get things started

Kermit + other Muppet characters: (singing) it's time to get things started on the most sensantional inspirational celebrational Muppet-ational this is what we call The Muppet Show......

Gonzo tries playing his trumpet, but it lets out a loud foghorn.........

Episode 718: Emily Hahn (Best known for voicing 5-year-old Bonnie Anderson in Toy Story 3 and Toy Toons)Edit

Kermit: "It's The Muppet Show........with our very special guest star, Miss Emily Hahn.......yay!!!"

[The Muppet Show Theme Music Playing In Background]

Female Muppet Characters: (singing) It's time to play the music.......it's time to light the lights......it's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight

Male Muppet Characters: (singing) it's time to put on make up.......it's time to dress up right........it's time to raise the curtain on The Muppet Show tonight

Waldorf: (singing) why do we always come here?

Statler: (singing) I guess we'll never know

Waldorf: (singing) it's like some kind of torture

Statler: (singing) to have to watch the show

Kermit: (singing) and now let's get things started

Miss Piggy: (singing) why don't you get things started

Kermit + other Muppet characters: (singing) it's time to get things started on the most sensantional inspirational celebrational Muppet-ational this is what we call The Muppet Show......

Gonzo tries playing his trumpet, but it sounds like Tarzan's jungle shouting............

Episode 719: John LeguizamoEdit

Kermit: "It's The Muppet Show........with our very special guest star, Mr. John Leguizamo.......yay!!!"

[The Muppet Show Theme Music Playing In Background]

Female Muppet Characters: (singing) It's time to play the music.......it's time to light the lights......it's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight

Male Muppet Characters: (singing) it's time to put on make up.......it's time to dress up right........it's time to raise the curtain on The Muppet Show tonight

Waldorf: (singing) why do we always come here?

Statler: (singing) I guess we'll never know

Waldorf: (singing) it's like some kind of torture

Statler: (singing) to have to watch the show

Kermit: (singing) and now let's get things started

Miss Piggy: (singing) why don't you get things started

Kermit + other Muppet characters: (singing) it's time to get things started on the most sensantional inspirational celebrational Muppet-ational this is what we call The Muppet Show......

Gonzo plays the medievel fanfare on his trumpet............

Episode 720: Simon HelbergEdit